Two Left Feet

In the past seven days I:

• knocked over my mug twice in a row at Horse Box (Dave the bartender yelled at me both times)
• spilled Emily's tea at Harney & Sons
• tripped on the cobblestones of the Meatpacking district in front of oncoming traffic
• dropped Emily's phone in Macy's
• flung my bread across the room at Fig & Olive
• threw a post-it on the floor instead of handing it Lynn

Obviously I'm having a really graceful week thanks to my rediscovery of ballet. I decided to congratulate myself with a new pair of kicks:

Okay, they aren't kicks but I sure can't wait to topple over in them!